my 'not so lovely' workplace

tribute to the BIG 4s ~~~~

i hate you ah fat!!! it was nice working there till u made the whole team crumbled from within u stupid bitch!!! i cannot forgive you for what u smsed siti when she left ns!!!!
and u stupid prem!!! i hate you for yr damned biased favoritism!! and you always being late for photo for at least 2 hours just becos u failed to cover yr ugly face with that thick makeup of yours!!! and guess wat!!! it didnt made any difference!!!
you two chased my bestest frens away from work!!!! u chased siti, marie and suhardi off with you two over abusing yr authority...and now it has come to illi asking to resign while sani's going to another department!!! and u made my susan cried in exasperation when he told kumar they all about the way you guys ran things around ns lately.
you guys lost so many competent and not to say e hardworking and fun bunch at ns too!!!
i juz hope you dun chase my lisa, ah ru and aimi when i come back to work at this dreadful place.
i love working there...i love the people...the job...but i hate you two for being so pathetically idiotic and you both aint making it better for any of us anymore.
and i hope u dun get to read this cos if u do then im getting fired for sure!!

p.s dear ah fat pls dun run around naked with that towel of yours in the locker room...u know that towel aint covering you up in certain outstanding areas of yours...and we definitely do not like the view we are presented with. especially when everyone of us are eating our dinner in that room too.

and dear prem...i do like you when u aint a bitch...yes u do favour some over the rest and u always scold people as if they killed yr mom...but please...it would really help us in liking u if u be on time for once or at the very least be not that late for photo can. u took an early dinner break so as to get yr freaking huge ass to photo on time (she really got a huge ass im not kidding hor)...but it seems that u never fail to reach there as early as 8.30pm. photo starts at 6 not 9 darling!!! and dun think by buying the team chicky wings we will overlook that lateness of yours...yes we like to eat chicky wings...but getting fucked for something becos of yr lateness is not our cup of tea.

and dear poh shan...i love you...but seriously u helping your bff prem and ah fat is not right...u are really fantastic in handling animals...for god's sake u can handle yr puma la...but when it comes to people..yr staffs...us pathetic little staffs...we do feel injustice at times...but i do like you alot...cos u are really damn nice to me when u gave me so many rides out of ns and even all the way to pasir ris!!!

dear wesley...you are cool...we love you...although you caused rassi to shrivel up in heat when u left him in the sun for too long...we know its a pure mistake of judgment and carelessness..but how come there's no board of enquiry invovled in this shit ??? cos you belonged to the BIG FOUR!!! and the big 4s are protected by that invincible ring that evolves around you guys only!!! but anyway...like i said...we love you...cos u got a nice bod...and we girls are forever peeping at you when you are not wearing that shirt of yours at work...whahahaa