MISS MELDYS BDAY

Last week was mel's bday, being the good and kind friend always, i took off so we can celebrate her bday. My plan was to treat her at carousel and bluff her that we 2 are going out for a drink. just the boring lonely two of us. I was thinking of getting our friends to surprise her at the entrance. But sadly my plan went so wrong. Firstly, carousel is fully booked so we gotta settle for hot stones. Then i realised it will be stupid to get everyone outside together since they didn't know each other and they will reach at different timings. So in the end just let them come one by one on the pretense that they happened to be there too.

One thing that pissed me off was the lack of enthusiam in pf. He sounds releuctant and hesitant when i told him last week. And on the day itself, he called and say he does not want to drink. erm we're going clubbing not movie man. Nevermind and he said just go chill instead. eh helloooo. its not your birthday. And i have arranged with my other friends on my plan. Then he had the cheek to say when he arrives at dblo we shall go out to meet him cos he's wearing shorts.

We have been friends for so long, we make an effort for you and i do expect the same from u. wahahaha and yr birthday is coming. Imagine if its YOUR birthday. I am glad you finally came to your senses and join us.

So i will be a saint and attend your birthday too. and drink your drinks.wahahahaha

-At hotstones. Im not full! the menu has become so limited la. I dunno how she got full in the first place.




At double o. When mark and sun appeared she actually believed they went clubbing alone. And when we lied to go to the loo she blindly follow me around. Bimbo. dun deny.

- the oh so sweet band that played happy birthday for us

-mel's volcano. Why look so annoyed??

Sadly, i got so freaking drunk soon after that. So no more pics. And when i woke up the next day, everyone's calling me mao shan shi fu. wth. i have no idea too.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! May yr boobs grow bigger as the years goes by!

NS HALLOWEEN PARTY

Wooohooo...its halloween season. Our night safari really put in effort to make this work. Tonight's the last night for halloween celebrations. No more ghost trams...scary trails...and of cos no more grim reaper in show. And to top it all off tonight's the night we have a HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!!! Woohooo! It's damn cool. I apologise firstly my camera sucks cos the lights in there are blurry and blinding. Ya so much for cybershot. LOUSY. Anyway its damn fun. So many cos play in there. there's the traditional chinese vampirs, scarecrow, mummy and the red lady and of cos the dumb clown. The scarecrow freaks me out. He really dance so stiff..absolutely perfect for his role. But he spoilt the damn effect by talking to me eventually. Wahahaha.Prem and Jerry got drunk. Amazing the both . Again for prem.It's my first time i didnt drink that much cos the music's HOT!!!! all a mixture. there's rnb, trance, retro and of cos TECHNO!!!! ewwww yes. But it reminds me back to those days of boat quay n sparks. wahahaha. Its damn fun la...only pity is that it ends so fast??? I am so sure i can dance the night away even if im so goddamn sober.

-im really embarassed about the blurry pics...wish i could take better and more.Do forgive me man.
-the typical 'scream' guy...with the dumb clown at the back acting dumb?

-i hate this guy. He freaks me out

I really hope William or izit Weng to pass e the photos. I forgot his name.

And of cos lastly i wanna show u the Grim Reaper of NS Creatures of the Night show!!!

Ganesh is really perfect for that role. His built and all. He could easily scare the kids into crying man. He's really good

I'll update more on mel's bday the next time soon.When i can steal the pics from her

HALLOWEEN AT NS

We spent days to decorate the whole threatre...its so nice man...juz managed to take some pics...the show is fabulous with the Grim Reaper...heard the ghost tram is good. Gonna catch it on fri...and the trails are scary even in daylight. Must be up to expectations.

Alot of accidents happened over the weekend...weird accidents. Two accidents just outside our threatre, along the road. Exact spot. Both involving the zoo's staffs. And Bandit, our psychotic cat, bit off his own tail. I mean really bit off, leaving only 1 inch of it??? X rays have confirmed there were bits of bones in his stomach...eeeewwww.....the whole den was so bloody...even when we intervened in he just kept on chewing. Scary. He nearly died yesterday...lucky the vet gave him acupuncture.Wahahaha. ACUPUNCTURE!!! ON A FREAKING DYING SERVAL!!!! its funny and unorthodox la. But it definitely saved his life man.I have to admit that really works.

Welcome to our Night safari Amphitheatre

Just some deco to share..will post up more soon.....the effects are even more scary if u were there. The whole night safari took time and effort to dress up and decorate the whole damn place for u. So come join us in the halloween horrors!! You will not want to miss!

Come to Night Safari for halloween!!!!
Photos coming up soon!
It's fabulous!

MY TUESDAY



It's been a long time i have done afternoon shift. i miss e smell of sweat, dirt and definitely my 'phua chu kang' rubber boots. Hehehe...ah fat asked me to do props but too bad it rained. So i get to do snakes and their feeding.And ya...please applaud me for killing live rats today...like FINALLY??? I always never had the nerve to do that...cos i have hamsters n chinchilla? i think they can smell my murderous hands. Anyway..i did it...not one but TWO!!!!! wahahaha...im proud of myself...save the cruel inhumane crap for yrself...its all a cylce. I dun see u saying that when u see it on tv. You dun like it is cos u r weak and naive. The world isnt always blue, sunny all beautiful. so wake up.



We got to kill rats for Chewy, cos he is picky and only eats live warm rat. He isnt eating well and have lost weight. We really pamper our animals? Fe and Fudge only eats live pinkies (newborns). So we gotta find n pick the best for them. We only kill rats when the need comes for. most of them we give dead frozen rats which does not require our jaded hands to kill, to reduce their aggressiveness.


Anyway i found 2 pinkies for Fe, e shit lookalike snake.wahahaha.they are so cute!!!!!!

Just look at it!!! Dun u wanna say awwwww???? I name this Mr 'Spots who's gonna die'.




They'r blind...feeling their way around on my hand




Fe is the zoo's sand boa. He looks like a long pile of shit.Fe is short for fecal.hahahaha.He's a pussy la. Want to eat also knock itself against the glass. Haiz. And when he decides to strike again..he lets it go. Is he just plain lazy or scared or what.

Did you hear the 'BONG' sound???? He knock into himself! After that he didnt eat any of them anymore. I wanna bring Spots home la!!!! We dangle freshly killed rats to rouse them up...its more of irritating them to eat, no?

Im too lazy to upload Chewy's feeding. He didnt eat anyway. He's shy. Asshole. Perhaps another time.

Halloween is coming!!!!!

Everyone's dressing up!!!! Be it malay baju or costumes!!!!

We gonna turn our show into something creepy and cool!!!

Mel's and Fei's birthday are coming too!!!

Mel came up with an idea to dress up as tarzan's gf!! I want!!!

I can't wait! Can you??? I dun care whether you do ahahahaha!

But lastly...show u one of our many ideas for Halloween show!

The not so grim GRIM REAPER!!!! He really looks creepy from the back. And he's coming for u tonight!

MY WEDNESDAY

Planned to start on my essay which is due on next mon....ya right...ididnt even touch a single page. slept the whole day. In the end went zouk with mark and pf. I dun have much fancy for zouk...too ex? I know clubbing is never cheap but i would b damn upset if i spent money on the drinks there. Its juz eeeeewwwww. And the people there arty farty? Not all but certainly a good few. I dunno what izit but i always think twice for zouk. maybe all the combined factors. Nonetheless the people there are so purrrrty and goodlooking. Good for people watching which i always do when im at zouk

hahahaha....i can only look cos i hate retro!

PHUTURE....mark, fei, ME!

Home sweet home.....i lke to irritate the guy at e back wahahaha...i forgot his name ooops

Mark is drunk....we are sick of beer....i cant get rid of e song 'beautiful girl' in my head.Goodbye.

Oh ya...presenting to u my favourite animals in my department

SUMMIT N SIMCO, our alaskan timber wolves

I believe they are talking to each other....summit got a knowing look in her eyes when i took this pic..i think they're gossipping bout me.

My Nauseous Conquest..and the Flash rodent

Jap again...at cine..eeewww...im on a binge lately....exhuasting. gonna stop.
ya right~~

WAHAHAHA....Can you? Eat like me??? Man im good.
I want steamboat but mr boyfriend dun really relish in that?
What a waste...













Now introducing my chinchilla cum dog, Blackie.
Seriously he ran around with the pencil..why i dunno...i was not even chasing him....he's playing fetch for god's sake! She's one confused rodent. Doesnt he look cute??? You juz cant help to cuddle him and then u get annoyed when he escapes yr clutches several times.



He's running to n fro across this table juz now...im not chasing him!!!!

There goes FLASHMAN~~

look at him go!

QUICK BITE:
I got new show boots...no more wet feet for me...no more itchiness...no more scratching on e bus...no more flaky skin....oh god i missed those days

Happy Birthday JINI

She's the well known loud haler...everywhere i go i can hear her voice...at the backstage..at the front...even on the walkie talkies. She can talk non stop...better yet she can lecture non stop. When she's pissed..her vulgarities come shooting out from a canon...non stop 90min cheebyes and fuck yous. She can be very longwinded...especially when she's scolding at you! I can remember her opinions on my presentation...erm well i learn nothing yet i heard alot of 'destiny, god, fate' stuff. That's her. Sarojini. She's freaking good at her show...e crowd loved her.She has a cute bum too.hahaha

On her birthday........

IS when u have non stop cheebyes and fuck yous. I can even hear her from the front. Non stop action.

She's peeing...i dunno how she got herself being tied up in the first place

Is she gullible or are siti n suhardi too smart? Dun ask me.

My ears are already hurting...I've never heard so much vulgarities at one go....

She's got a stamina of a ferarri engine...thats really incredible.Power in a small packaging.

They actually tied her from 3 to 6. Get my point? Power in a small package? Her ranting lasts e whole day. I have lost count how many cheebyes n fucks she said.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!!!

hahahaha....its not over....one last pic for u to admire!!!!

MY FIRST

It was a normal ordinary day to work...cut up e rats, brought up food trays, set front stage...the normal 5.30 shift thingy. I always believe i would be mentally prepared for accidents?

But no!!!! its sucks la!!




I GOT STRIKED BY TRIO!!!!!! WTF!!!! and the fcuking thing is before i went in I HAD A FEELING I SHOULD NOT DO THAT AND I WOULD GET IT????????!!!!!! WALAO!! I just went ahead since i cant retract my steps!!!!
Ya well done jean

Me and Sani were standing outside the den when trio's head is facing the door.So naturally i opened and stepped in right infront of trio's head. As i was walking round to get to her she actually striked at my feet!!!! MY BOOTS!!!!! MY DR CARDIGANS BOOTS!!!! WTF!! I KNEW IT!!!!! I HAD THE FEELING I SHOULD NOT DO THAT???? It happened so fast. i freaked out la!!! Wanted to get out as fast as possible man. cheebye. I dun wanna get striked by such big snake. I know i wont die but I definitely wont sleep at night anymore man. i always dream about snakes recently la.

The first day i did snakes i was told NEVER APPROACH A SNAKE WHEN ITS FACING YOU!

Ya and wat did i do??? i freaking ignore it when there's already like warning sirens going in my head! Fuck! I feel so dumb man! I really hate my stupidity.

p.s. Trio's a reticulated python...i love him...still....i think?

FRIDAY NIGHT FUN


Went out with brian, pf, jay, weijie for supper at HK cafe. never like tat place ...its juz waste of money la...i rather pay e same for a pot of frog legs porridge. dunno why everyone flocked to these cafes. izit the hip thing to do nowadays???


Planned for cafe del mar after that but ended up at MUSTAFA. haiz...why?? Of all days la...when im so broke.

They spent half an hour finding e right boxers...dots

Dun ask me....brian's ingenious moments...at e toys department.

sorry..im clueless on how to rotate this video man..but seriously all e dolls there dance e same and to e same music la...its boring...imagine those that buy these dolls and send it back to india....everyone in town will be having e same doll and music...that is going to be e hip thing over there la.hahaha...then they'll be dancing that in clubs and on e streets.